What kind of catchphrase is that?

That's not even Michael Nesmith's real hat.

Up and Adam!

Mmmm, loganberry.

You got the dud!

Well, let's pick one at random. How about that one?

Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing!

And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the
Stonecutters may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of
all but three hairs.

Well, I'm sure glad we didn't turn into mindless zombies.

I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale.

Animals are crapping in our houses, and we're picking it up. Did we lose a war? That's not America. That's not even Mexico!

And so, as Abraham Lincoln sat in Ford's Theater that night John Wilkes Booth entered, drew his gun and…
( bell ringing)
Well, that's it. Have a nice summer, everyone.

I'd just like to say this gig sucks!

Cool! It's Lesbians of the Caribbean.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such telethons as "Out with Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House."

♪ Oh, those Golden Grahams. Oh, those Golden Grahams ♪
♪ Crispy, crunchy graham cereal. Brand-new breakfast treat ♪

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

I'm sure I don't know but I did just finish playing Rum Tum Tugger in the second national touring company of Cats. Anybody see it?

Hey! That's just my as-per-in!

You know, when I was a little girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience!