Well, duh!

Ugh, this high speed modem is intolerably slow. Hey, what the? Huh, the "Internet King." I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.

I SAY "RADICAL." THAT'S MY THING THAT I SAY!

Don't worry, Mom. I can use my… shinning to call Willie.

I used to be with It but then they changed what "It" was. Now, what I'm with isn't It and what's "It" seems weird and scary to me.

I believe that famous people have a debt to everyone. If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

Danger! Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly!

Chan Ho, your mother Mia and I are getting a divorce!

Sticking together is what good waffles do.

This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap.

Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!

Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
No.
Ham?
No.
Pork chops?
Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Are you folks ready to go ape?

Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? Well, go ahead! Do your worst!

You stole my bit!

I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy is telling a generation of little girls… "Thinking too much gives you wrinkles."

Oh Lisa, haven't you seen Home Alone? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.

Hey, Chief, can I hold my gun sideways? It looks so cool.

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

Sonic Youth's in my cooler. Get out of there you kids!