What did Hitler ever do to you?

I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.

So, Mr King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?

Dislocated shoulder, bump on the noggin… My diagnosis: Bad babysitting!!!

Oh, I have my secrets

You told me about that candy bar you found three times.

Like ya know, whatever.

What's so unappealing about hearing your elderly father talk about sex? I had seeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxx.

All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?

This is Tom Hanks, saying: If you see me in person, please, leave me be.

F.B.I. The jig is up.

No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at a Star Trek convention, although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average Trekker has no need of a medium-size belt.

That is the rarest Gummi of them all. The Gummi Venus de Milo. Carved by Gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of Gummi.

I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch

Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.

Aren't you afraid I might take drugs and injure your children?

Gotta nuke something.

Morphine!

Wow. You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Classic hits from ABBA to Zeppelin, comma, Led.