30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!

All of our founding fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine.

♪ CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT SUGAR CRISP ♪

Come on, kids. It's time to rub Aunt Patty's feet.

The kids are happy, you smell like Meryl Streep.

Tis a fine barn, but sure tis no pool, English.

Pool mobile?

She couldn't have gotten far, she has no arms.

Yes, yes, this rocks!

Now, let's all read the funnies. Oh, look, Charlie Brown said, "Good grief." I didn't see that comin'.

Ever since I was a boy I always loved… The Atlanta Falcons

See you in Atlanta, jerk!

It's amazing they've gotten 512 shows out of this premise.

Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

Hey, I'm on TV! Fart!

Now I finally have time to do what I've always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it "Billy and the Cloneasaurus."

Is it so gosh darn hard to get cocktail sauce in the middle of the Amazon?

You could flash fry a buffalo in 40 seconds.

Marge, what can we do?

I didn't do it.