Can I borrow a feeling?

I have to go now, my planet needs me.

Why am I so fat?

No.

Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that.

Hey, it's a free country. You get out.

Ukulele, pineapples, beach pistol, scandalously revealing thong…

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some food-crazed maniac.

Everybody knows rock attained perfection in 1974.

Is this the end for zombie Shakespeare?

Could you pick me up a lemonade and a beer?

I call for a joint session. This vote is dreadlocked.

Wow, former president James Taylor.

Hey everybody, an old man's talking.

Oh, that's raspberry!

So the last time you saw your father was 6 years ago?

Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns is incontinent.

And I'm teen sensation Britney Spears!

♪ You've finally made a monkey out of me ♪

Grampa, hush! Here, why don't you spit some more?