You mean Meep Meep?

Weird Al Yankovic!

I'm going to go to night school, earn my high school diploma, and get back my Most Improved Odor trophy!

My Spidey sense is tingling! Anybody call for a webslinger?

Oop. No time for that now. The computer's starting.

Whew! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab.

To start press any key. Where's the 'any' key? I see Esc, Ctrl, and Pg Up. There doesn't seem to be any 'any' key.

Oh, well, he may be a horrible freak, but he's still my son. I'm sure we'll grow to accept him in time.

Here are some words that rhyme with Corey

There's no justice like angry mob justice.

But it comes with a free frogurt.

They don't know what the Jazz is all about.

You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers: The Life-Saving Nerds.

Do you have Go Dog, Go?

Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air like this, and if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault!

♪ Glove slap, Baby, glove slap ♪
♪ Glove slap I don't take crap ♪

Ah, 1995. A fine year for Camrys.

And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank.

Oh, wow, I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks.
I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me.

B-B-Before the show you said we were having a special "ghost" tonight.