This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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LOOKS LIKE THOSE CLOWNS IN CONGRESS DID IT AGAIN.

You're gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?

Come on, come on. Crack those atoms.

Ugh. I hope I never hear that god-awful Nutcracker music again.

Buddhism teaches that suffering is caused by desire.

If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong: they were never popular.

Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

Look! They're making a movie. Robert Downey, Jr. is shooting it out with the police!

Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save Itchy & Scratchy.

Yeah, Miranda was nice, but I'm not driving to Corpus Christi every time she needs a light bulb changed.

♪ There was nothing in Al Capone's vault ♪

Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!

Pokémon with the pokey and the mon and the thing with the guy comes out with the thing and he bites the wahsahwahahaa…

The cash register says 'NRA Forever' - Just one of the hundreds of right-wing radical messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening.

Here are several fine young men who I'm sure are going to go far. Ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones.

Did you have the same backwards-talking dream with the flaming cards?

You stole my bit!