The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big.

♪ It was earth all along ♪

♪ Who's the black private dick ♪

100 bucks? For a comic book? Who drew it, Michael Malangelo?

Remember Alf? He's back, in Pog form.

Boy, next summer can you commit some fraud in Orlando, Florida?

I heard some guy got killed in New York City and they never solved the case. But you wouldn't know anything about that now, would you, Eli?

Uh, okay. Just send it to: Jesus, care of the Pentagon.

Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.

I'm sorry, I'm not as smart as you, Kirk. We didn't all go to Gudger College.

A bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

Wow!

Wow! l will never wash these eyes again.

Get me Kaputnik and Fonebone! l wanna see their drawings for the 'New Kids on the Blech. ' And where's my furshlugginer pastrami sandwiches?

♪ Jingle bells, Batman smells ♪
♪ Robin laid an egg ♪

Son, it's not only a great play, but also became a great movie called Ghostbusters.

It's well-documented that women are safer drivers than men.

Oh, about a 120 pounds.

I said we were having a special "guest" tonight. Mr. Tim Conway!