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Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss

She had man hands.

There's a brainteaser on the back. "Professor Provolone's Picto-Puzzle."

Remember the Batusi?

Rosebud… Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green penis.

If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants, and start shoving you around.

Besides, if we want to see Japanese people, we could have gone to the zoo.

There's something bothering me about this place. I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit!

Sideshow Bob, I'm afraid the only victims here are the good people of Best Western Hotels.

Oh poor Mark Hamill!

I don't want to miss "Inside the Actor's Studio!" Tonight, it's F. Murray Abraham!

♪ Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius! ♪

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac.

It all happened at the beginning of that turbulent decade known as the '80s.
Those were idealistic days… the candidacy of John Anderson, the rise of Supertramp. It was an exciting time to be young.

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac

(imitating Sinatra): Sure. Sock it to me, baby!

You will also notice Mr. Myers's name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy and Scratchy family: Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog.

Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.