Far and away his worst habit as a filmmaker is trying to explain things with dialog (or big setpieces). King Kong has a whole scene where Jack Black has to convince the ship’s captain to set sail ahead of schedule because studio goons (or something) are coming for Black’s equipment, and that’s why Adrian Brody doesn’t…

I like the casting. I love the gloriously creepy bug scene. I loved how they handled the final chapter.

For what it’s worth, she was my cousin (on her mother’s side), and while I never got to know her well, in the interactions we did have she was always extremely sweet and gracious. I’ll miss her both as a person and as one of the funniest actresses I’ve ever seen.

It’s an adolescent Bigfoot ghost, ya seen one of ‘em ya seen a million of ‘em I swear.

The proper way to eat candy corn is to toss it straight into the garbage.

Driver also sent the kid a bunch of merch from his film ‘Paterson’, to which the boy said, “Oh ... that’s great.”

I mean.... if the guy was the main character... in an adaptation of the novel... that was intended as a cautionary tale... yes, something might be lost with that change. (Though even then, maybe not? Or at least, it wouldn’t be unprecedented. Check out the ’33 original or the Verhoeven riff on it. Both offer an…

Is that you Clem Fandango?

Breaking News: Matt Berry continues to be as amazing and delightful as ever.

I’ve seen the official title to the car that states it was sold to the dealer on 11/15, and the 11/18 date of the audit came from Tesla themselves. It does not appear the dealer is lying about this.

“Not an ad.”...bullshit. If this wasn’t an ad, you wouldn’t need to track it and you would link to https://shop.charmin.com/starter-kits/, not this crap https://go.skimresources.com/?id=33330X1169095&isjs=1&jv=13.25.1-stackpath&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fkinjadeals.theinventory.com%2Fthis-charmin-forever-roll-starter-kit-is-to…

“Not an ad.”...bullshit. If this wasn’t an ad, you wouldn’t need to track it and you would link to https://shop.charm…

Jesus, how can someone be this stupid?

You have a knife, you have bread and have seen pre-sliced bread.

What is the baffling mystery about how to recreate a slice of bread that would require extensive prior experience?

You’re trying to make it sound like it’s normal to not know how to slice bread. That’s like boomers trying to make it sound like opening tabs in a browser is difficult.

Surely a significant percentage have bought a baguette or something, though. I’m no cook myself, I’ve fucked up microwave dinners, but I refuse to believe that too many people would show confusion when presented with a loaf and a bread knife.

What a world we live in where a <insert you> man child can claim to work when all you do is <insert overly simplified and derisive version of what you do for work>.

“Enjoy the rest of your Outback Steakhouse dinner, Judy."

“Save that piss for my chest.”