Your headline made me think of this one-joke-jackass.

I worked in a McDonalds in the 80s and the common practice was: Boys in the back on the grills. Girls in the front so they can be seen. It was a given.

This. I literally assemble meals piecemeal. Do I have protein? Do I have vegetables? Do I have carbs? What flavourings? That an ordering my shopping online have been my biggest money AND time saver. I can complete my food shopping in about ten minutes and get it delivered the next day.

Batman.

I nominate Alec Baldwin. He can do the attitude and the schtick, but he’s also smart enough to do real policy prep.

It’s supposed to be a child flying on a book while wearing aviator googles and cheering for literacy. Instead it looks like she’s facing into a nuclear blast and screaming “My eyes! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!” while everything starts to melt.

Batman has more than four pockets

I also think he will just do anything creepy. I was afraid of him and Willem Dafoe as a child. They just freaked me the fuck out.

Here’s why I think men, especially middle aged men, cling to wearing cargo shorts. The added bulky side pockets on the legs of a cargo short help to even out the bulk in their mid section above the shorts. If they have to wear a t-shirt or polo with the straight leg chino type shorts, the stomach - which isn’t as flat…

Anybody else think of this straight away?

I know this was a joke but aside from hair colour, Alison Brie would have made a kickass Harley.

Well played. Well played.

I like the idea. Also, Hayley Atwell would be nice as the original had Jennifer Connelly

“I dont know no Portugese.”

The motive for the attack is unclear, though the German paper Stuttgarter Zeitung reports that both the perpetrator and the victim were employed at the same restaurant, and that the suspect drew the blade following an argument.

People freak out about trans people in sex-segregated spaces, but as we can see here, there are already plenty of dicks in the women’s locker room.

If only one of those security guards had been wearing a good t-shirt to stop the bad t-shirts!

Dr. IVY. Missed opportunity. But I guess that would still double up a color with Mr. Green.