“We made a video that had Road To Rio in it. They made us take that out,” Bergesen said.

Yeah. Texas is hard to get into out of state as well, but a lot of the in-state admits who get in under the 7% plan are donkey-brains.

As Mike Tanier pointed out this morning:

They absolutely realize how threatening they sound. That's the entire point.

She has zero guns - since she is dead.

So suicides aren’t real gun deaths to you? Our death rate from suicide by gun is many orders of magnitude higher than any other 1st world country. Speaking as someone who has struggled with severe, suicidal depression, fuck you. the only reason I’m not dead right now is that my family did not own a gun and last year,…

That’s one of my favorite redirects here in NC. “Oh, so you want to use your guns to kill cops or soldiers? Because Obama’s not going to come get your guns himself you know so you’ll have to shoot cops or soldiers.” Usually followed by silence and/or cursing.

Let’s get the numbers right here - the Cardinals, Eagles, Browns and Lions have all won NFL championships (I’m okay with not counting AFL Championships, or AAFC for that matter).

Will 8 MLB teams win before 9 NFL teams? Sure, why not. I can’t see the Lions or Browns ever even making a Super Bowl. But those banners do…

Now I feel really old, given that this was my Saturday morning jam:

Cartoons are on 24x7 on all those cartoon/Disney/Nick channels. If you’re looking at traditional network TV, you’re old and out of touch like CBS sitcoms and cop shows.

Crazy, but this isn’t out in the boonies-this is right in Bucks County off of Street Rd, around the corner from a Hilton Garden Inn and the Cadillac dealership where my husband is a mechanic. Not rural at all...

Speaking as a guy with a kid, yes. This is a thing of beauty. I strongly suspect that my kid was sent to a grandparent’s house this weekend because my wife would agree whole-heartedly as well.

i bought my baby-daddy the nordic version of ticket to ride and a shaving kit. it’s about to get SEXY

Yeah the advice from the aunt blew my mind! I’m a larger gal (could stand to lose at least 30 pounds, ha) and I enjoy being on top. I can’t be with a man that doesn’t make me feel appreciated from every single angle. Plus on top you can bend down and rub your boobs all over their face. He won’t be able to see…

Wow, never get on top because its not a flattering angle? And to get up and primp at 4am so he doesn’t see the real you? Very sex positive.

One of the brilliant (meaning ‘cunning’, not meaning ‘good’) things the NRA ever did was banning CDC funding for studying this sort of thing. Honestly, we don’t know that guns are used in accidents more than preventing crime. Nor do we know the opposite of guns are used more to prevent crime than in causing accidents.…

Ladies and gentlemen, The Godfather of Cultural Appropriation:

I will always love the conservative obsession with home-schooling, as if it’s some litmus test of who is a true conservative raising their children the Real Amurrrican way, as opposed to how most people see it, as the reaction of paranoid delusionists who think liberals are out to corrupt your children by teaching…

The weddings are ridiculous. I encourage all my wife's friends to elope.