“...it’s like bragging that you can breathe through both nostrils.”

it’s like bragging that you can breathe through both nostrils

Cheech Marin destroyed celebrity Jeopardy in 1992 and I loved it. He keeps coming back and nailing it. Jeopardy should get more people who have actually written their own material, especially comics. I would love that, but I’m not exactly in their retired shut-in demographic.

Counterpoint: We would never have seen this

Celebrity Jeopardy questions are almost as dumbed down as high school Jeopardy questions and. yet. Michael Steele didn’t know PAKISTAN!!?!?!?!

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

I once dated a woman who didn’t masturbate ever. And I learned that’s a bad thing.

Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:

That you would write several articles about them and help give them the attention and notoriety that they were wanting.

Yacht rock is still ok though, right?

If that’s Discovery, the earliest launch date for that shuttle is 1984 not 1981. /annoying space pendant cuz it’s my job

Canada’s uniforms look like the equivalent of tuxedo t-shirts.

I think they look like a flight attendant or cruise ship worker from the 80s.

I can’t get over the fact that they hired models to wear the clothes. WTF?! “We’ve got access to the most athletic and beautiful human bodies on the planet. Let’s hire some outside talent with really hollow cheeks.”

“It’s free so don’t complain when it’s bad” is really not the strongest defense against criticism, you have to admit.

Fucking flatheads.

Does she have good hair though?

This is exactly my thought. Gen Xers are the ones who followed their rules and got jobs that work us to death because our parents told us that our companies will take care of us! HA. And we bought houses because our parents told us it’s an investment that can only continue to make more money! HA.

As a Gen Xer I’m just, like, really old now? I don’t have time for all that shit.