I also like that the kit raises awareness of Atari’s Super Breakout.

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Shut up Tim and go make me a sandwich!
[Did I do that right?]

Would love that.

Holy fucking shit. How is this not a thing?

fucking yes

Drew Magary-penned Dirt Bag, plz.

Now Drew can spend the whole day giving us fashion tips without it looking forced.

Lets make this something we do periodically. Jezebel Funbag.

Y’all write too much about soccer and not enough about tennis.

THINGS TO DO

If I followed the “it’s about her pleasure, (not) her orgasm” mantra, my marriage would just be me giving foot massages until she falls asleep.

It’s called “water ice”, and no, it doesn’t have to make sense.

Hi, I drive an‘88 Datsun with a bumper sticker that says “Pussy Magnet”. The sticker’s been working — and I mean WORKING. My problem is, these girls are ruining my vinyl seats. I had to replace the carpet floorboard with rubber last year, but the sweat and juices have eaten right through that. My question is, do I go…

do you want trump?

Also female ex-GOP and I’d definitely argue I was a republican mostly because of how I was raised and because most young, politically minded people I knew were Democrats and I really enjoyed being contrary. Then I just kind of got used to it and ended up working in Republican politics for a decade after graduating…

Especially Florence Henderson.

The Mar-Keys don’t actually say what went on last night but I think you can get a good idea. As a side note it’s been too long since I played this.

Catch you on the Night Shift.

He passed away in 1961, and the rights of the apartment transferred to his young widow Fannie.