Jeopardy! ruins NOTHING. Take it back.

Only if it were tad brighter... It's Supergirl. You can have an unironically colorful Supergirl, especially if it's not tied into Man of Steel at all.

I did the cooking AND cleaning up for nearly 18 years in my last relationship and I was lucky to get a 'Thank you".

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

FINALLY I get to say this as a rational reply to a serious question: "Masturbate furiously"

Its funny because I have been super horny recently and JUST wrote to my husband "how the fuck do guys get ANYTHING done??"

Yes, I have been thinking about it for a while!

Can we bring this feature back PLEASE!?!?!

Just when I was getting used to the fact that no one cared about my stupid boner.

I picked up a lumberjack by walking up to him, snapping his suspenders and saying, "Why are you even wearing these? They're not doing anything." He said, "They're holding up my pants." and I said, "Well maybe they shouldn't be."

Now, how on earth does someone so stupid even have 1.4 million to begin with? I am doing life wrong.

God Dammit. Another bug with her neural processing? It took us 16 weeks to get her to properly recognize colours. It was just some sort of thing where there was a disconnect between the way they wired her optical nerves to her fast-twitch muscles. Some said we should drop it but I said that she needed to have more…

My husband and I grew up sort of regular middle class with brief periods of struggle depending on how business was going. After we got married we have gradually worked our way up to lower upper class. It is pretty weird. I'm used to being very thrifty and I feel guilty when I buy anything. We did recently buy a nicer…

I've found that the problem isn't in dealing with one's partner; it's integrating into one another's families that's the hard part.

My bet would have either been Cotton, the Fabric of Our Lives or some kind of supposedly healthy breakfast cereal.

Hmmmm, fashions you can buy over the Internet and which will probably fit out of the box are trumping stores where you have to truck your ass out to the mall, try on everything, and spend more money.

Macy's is always woefully understaffed. So you not only have to find the hidden register, you have to find the one that is actually staffed.

BE. ATTRACTIVE. B-E ATTRACTIVE.

This seems like a potentially wasteful mistake, especially if certain supervillainous plans are executed and the Otisburg Raiders become the most popular team on the New West Coast.