Not only are we not treated like human beings, black people aren't even treated as well as pets are by their fellow Americans.

I mean, Viagra (or any other PDE5 inhibitor) doesn't really address sexual desire, either. It specifically allows the dick to become filled with blood and hard as a rock. Boner pills don't necessarily help guys with low sex drive, either.

In answer to your question: Black people knew.

GODDAMMIT I HAVE THE PERFECT PICTURE FOR THIS.

It would help if they weren't so dumb as to openly discuss their plans on 4chan. The desire to monologue overwhelmed them. I guess monologuing is real. har har Sigh.

I almost want to see if there's a revolutionary style feminist 4chan group with time on its hands to go and flood the shit out of one of the more "men-focused" sites like Deadspin or Jalopnik with, say, gay porn or transgender porn or something to make all the hetero-dude-bros uncomfortable. I don't want anyone to…

As someone who has a burner and doesn't like the idea of trading anonymity for security, especially given that I've heard about the Gawker user data hack, I think an introductory probation period would be totally fair and more likely to make it harder on creeps.

No, and fuck you. Jezebel should be able to post articles about whatever they damn well please without having to deal with rape gifs and gore porn and whatever the fuck else. Those are being used as a silencing tool, and your comment is no better.

This is a whole mentality I don't understand. I make good money and I'm still in absolute sticker stock over clothes. $70 for a pair of pants isn't moderately priced. It's fucking insane. Anything more than $40 for a pair of jeans is highway robbery. That's how things were in my house growing up, and I admit to…

I couldn't even make it through the video. Had I been on that subway car I would have thrown myself at the mercy of the tunnels.

Definitely, but it's one of those statements that I think will be taken so out of context by the media which is unfortunate.

rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?)

...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease...

I I I want the papyrus.

Bronson Arroyo fan, apparently.

Ha! I can't help but be amused by your word choice. I think you mean the men they've "saddled" themselves with but you said "straddled" which is unintentionally hilarious because I get a mental picture of your friends having sex and getting straddled by big old baby men that can't iron their own shirts.

Even actors take shitty roles in crappy productions for the money/ exposure/experience. Very few people do what they want to do all the time. One of them is Honey Boo Boo, and the other is Rihanna.

It was Batman, with Michael Keaton.