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How do they know we didn't give it to them?

My husband came home last night and said " I think a woman at work was flirting with me?". Since he has the awareness of a housebrick, she must have been dancing naked on his desk for him to notice. I know this, because I flirted shamelessly with him when I was trying to get in his pants, and I eventually had to ask

I think a lot of it's nerves

My husband said it once.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb

ISIS? Has anyone made an Archer joke yet?

This is actually my biggest criticism of the "safe space" paradigm. While I understand that it's there to protect people who are legitimately unable to handle certain behaviors (which I think deserves attention), but it also leads to echo chambers, which are terrible.

I miss Chowder.

I agree about the problems with judging. And the thing about boxing to me is that, while it's undeniably a sport, it's a fucking insanely dangerous one that has judging as part of it only because you simply can't have two guys punch at each other until one can't continue.

Don't forget the Rush references. "Exit Van Left". I mean COME ON! That's all the "nuance" you need right there!

I've always kind of enjoyed Archer. Some of the Russia jokes are twisted but still really funny: "Those cannot be your only shoes. What am I saying? It's Russia. People probably come from miles around just to get their picture taken in those." I laughed at that for twenty minutes and then felt bad.

I haven't seen the current season, but I have always liked Archer and find it fits right in line with my feminist sensibilities. Lana, Mallory and Pam are all great characters. If anything, it's the men who are weak and/or incompetent.

As a man, everything i do in my free time is weighed against masturbating. I'm constantly asking myself, "Would this time be better spent masturbating?"

Oh man, we've gone full Frink... :-P

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My fiance HATES Love it or List It Too. He says at lease Hilary and David are halfway decent actors. The Americans are just terrible.

Except LIOLI Too is filmed in California so there are no magical basement spaces to remodel.