as an apology?

and now my colleagues are looking at me like I'm crazy as I manically laugh as 'boneless" stickers

Bravo, bravo. You win the comments section for today.

I think what I find most annoying is that she has a certain body type, and they are always trying to make her hour glass and curvy when she isn't. She is more boxy with big breasts. I don't understand why there isn't room for that. It's not like anyone looking at it gives a shit that she doesn't have a different waist…

I've always noted a correlation between how affectionate parents are with their kids to how affectionate and comfortable with touch people are as they get older.

We're not wearing it for you, we're wearing it for us. Stop trying to police our bodies!

Alright. I'll take two back. But you can have the rest.

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So funny you mentioned that. Growing up, my brothers and I weren't allowed to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and other superhero shows, but we were bred solely on ST:TNG. I learned everything I know about sex from the show, which is why I need to ritualistically battle my mate before bedding him.

I took it more as, "Now that she knows I have a crush on her and she doesn't reciprocate, why would she still want to be around me?" I know that whenever I confessed a crush and the other person was like, "Thanks but no thanks," I wanted to then get as far away from them as possible just out of sheer embarrassment. I…

I loves me some Hillary but am I the only one seeing HeMan in that hair?

My names for future children:

All the stars for you for this comment!

Now now...Jonah tries....

I love the idea of a Fox News medical A-Team. If you've got a medical problem, and nobody is prepared to be an ill-informed asshole about it, you can call them!

Oh, good, somebody else remembers this song!

Wow, this manages to sounds more pointless than Electronic Football (which works by the same principle).

I'm currently addicted to My Cat From Hell. I've never had a truly hellish cat so I don't know what lengths I would go to for a pet. But some of the people on that show are extraordinarily forgiving Like the Bengal that launches itself at it's owner's girlfriend's jugular every time she enters the room. I really…

Same article as from last month? Or are there nuances here I'm not picking up?