This is why I go to the YMCA. There's no glitz or glamor, just a place to work out that's clean, convenient and pay-as-you-go.

I think the point is that neither fat nor thin is inherently healthy or unhealthy. There are a few diseases that have a direct link to weight (some to excess weight, some to being under weight) and those should be looked at closely. However, we use it as a general proxy and that's my issue.

I was imagining her torrid relationship was with this Sledge Hammer and it made so much more sense:

I love pairing up socks. Like, really - I find it very satisfying. Like they are best friends who have been separated out in the rough and tumble world, and I am reuniting them in a cozy hug!

It's not that I "can't" clean. It's that I refuse to, most of the time. My house is a little bit cluttered, a little bit dusty, and full of dog and cat hair, but... we live here. It's not a Pottery Barn catalog photo shoot and it never will be. Putting the house ahead of the people and animals who live in it causes…

I laughed so hard that nearly fell off my exer-ball/chair. Banged my knee but totally worth it!

I laughed so hard at this I peed a little. Liquid gold indeed.

We're not threatening!

Mine said:

Guy, if it comes out your dickhole and it's gold, it's not semen...

Christopher Walken and a mop with googly eyes.

Basically, men are always happy to look at pictures of women. The medium is hardly the point. If there's a way for us to see pictures of women, we'll do it.

This is how I prefer my Hall Boys.

You've gotta BE *clap clap* PROGRESSIVE

Sometimes to get the image of Miley's dancing out of my brain I watch Salt n Pepa videos

In what world is a KICKER a 'superstar athlete?'

The Annoying Orange also came out this week, saying it has identified as an apple since harvest and will begin transition in September by taking Monsanto chemicals.

Owen picked up a woman in the Meatpacking District? Hope the club is still there the next night.

I think someone is forgetting something...

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