An alternative to book reading I can understand. I didn’t even know books were still a thing...

I’m with him on that opinion. When I’m at work, I’m not reading just one thing - I’m bouncing between probably a dozen things. I’ll put aside an article for a half hour and get back to it. I’ve tried a couple of podcasts, and if I really get into reading something I’ll find that minutes have gone by on the podcast and…

Why doesn’t the white stroke extend around the bottom of the triton? That’s just bad graphics work, UCSD (assuming you need that extra border at all).

Shit, I never looked at it in those terms. Mine typically are too.

I’m not sure the compensation is quite as impressive as the chart might lead one to believe:

a rare phenomenon classically illustrated in medical textbooks with a black baby and a white baby who are twins.

I read the “A” in “A Style”—despite its telltale capitalization—as an indefinite article, much like “a cat.” I was like, “Wow, pretty low standards there for a Vassar girl, Stacy!” and then I realized she probably meant A-Style, like A-list

I bet it would have worked at the Naval Academy.

Scentient?

19 and no handjobs here. Sadly.

In both cases you have to remember to ADD SALT.

I went to one party where friends of mine were drinking - and I stayed completely sober. I’m sure I knew people who partied like this, but none of them told me where or when these parties were or what went on at them. I was totally in the dark.

Wrong:

Maybe it’s just me, but I kind of play with my boyfriend’s balls/dick all the time, even in a non sexual way

My favorite musician will call you.

‘Flashlight’, huh.

Eventually, though, like in five years—or, better yet, a decade from now when she’s safely old enough that sex is out of the equation.

Porn barons? And here I’ve been trying to figure out which sovereign monarchy has had thirty Corneliuses.

#1 is Dante Bichette. He still plays, right? And I think #6 is that Drake guy, and #8 is that dickhead brother from Wonder Years. I think #3 might be the dude from the shamwow commercials.