During a pre-marriage counseling session, the reverend who attended our wedding told us that sex was an important part of a healthy marriage.

I don't think this is quite what the saying "more cushion for the pushin'" meant...

Then you'll LOVE CBS's follow-up NFL show, "Lip Gloss on a Pigskin."

That is glorious.

Obligatory.

So if Every Villain Is Lemons, and women are from lemons, then....!

I was unclear on this part. Are they there giving instruction, or are they showing by example? Or...both?

Yup. An attempt to make the "Jezzies*" look bad, when it's really the same idiots at work.

Double L Jeans, $39.95.

I wasn't sure if she was saying that we shouldn't work on other issues like climate change, or if the implication was that we wouldn't be able to solve those issues if the brainpower of women wasn't involved; i.e., we need to educate the world's women because men alone are insufficient to tackle these problems.

That's Earvin.

Apparently.

At the very least he's the best thing to happen to local news since haunted houses.

Ohh, vagina meets kaleidoscope (vaginascope? kaleina?).

high-jump-boner-o'clock

I don't doubt that - Gail's fantastic.

This is much more Duran Duran than Huey Lewis. (Though I definitely DO hear some INXS in there.)