Yeah, I don't really think the approach would work unless the school was pretty much isolated. I chuckled a bit reading the list, as I had sex on one of those campuses before I did on my own (women from that school frequently traveled to neighboring campuses to meet guys).

Yeah, there was a little added hyperbole there. There are alternatives, and you can get a pretty nice climber/condo that more or less blends in for less than $100 (though some do get ridiculous). They certainly beat having cats jump up on kitchen cabinets, hutches, fireplace mantles, open doors, etc.

And cats care even less! They literally just want a cardboard box. And they don't even care how big it is.

This sounds right. It's almost like...if you break through that "wall", something has almost disengaged physically, like you're running in neutral rather than being in-gear.

Heh. I never considered the panties themselves might have the angel's face.

I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face

From the distance of the vid...unfortunately, no.

At least he didn't try to grip her like a bowling ball.

They siphen messages with "vulgarity, text-speak, poor grammar/spelling, and copy-and-pasted messages" into a "Mismatch folder"

it's some dude named Hunter who just wants to get you laid, bro.

First of all, I'm not nearly as good as jerking a dick as a man, so it takes longer and my wrists always hurt. I can never nail the angle.

Velvet.

I was going to say Poe or Jim Croce.

But the objectification of men is a false equivalency to the objectification of women, because what's being fetishized is strength. Virility, capability, vigor, fortitude. Power.

He also thinks that maybe hot young dude was afraid he was about to have to be a caregiver for a sick older man, and had no desire to.

We also sound pretty idiotic talking to cats.

Oh, we're totally on the road to obsolescence. I'll probably be dead by then though and I've already spawned, so it's all good.

and you're lying through your goddamn teeth if the juxtaposition of those words along with the idea of the flavors themselves didn't IMMEDIATELY cause you to re-arrange them as "Spooge Ven" in your brain

This I know.