Then they’ll just kill the suspects instead.

$50k? Why’d you only go one year?

I like it when one has the logo of a car brand that is literally just a logo with $20,000 of additional price tag attached as their sole identifying feature.

Yeah, as dinner.

So you want a Miami/Los Angeles finals every year.

I’m reading Charles De Lint’s new novel, and while I’ve always enjoyed him as a writer (he’s the first who really clicked with me), and he’s definitely a sensitive and inclusive and feminist dude, the way he describes women in this novel is chock full of meme-worthy stock phrases and attitudes. Colt-like,…

Or licensed surgeons.

I love that the punchline is that the answer is single-payer.

I think Rand Paul’s healthcare plan is selling youtube red videos on how to set up a gofundme page.

LaMarcus Aldridge has gone on record as being happy Trump is president, saying “y’know, just to give, y’know, Pop, y’know, someone else to, y’know, yell at is, y’know... nice.”

“{service or thing} but for RICH people” is the new “Netflix for {thing or service}” pitch. See Uber’s bus service alternative.

I assume this got crossposted to Kotaku.

That feature would be a slam dunk.

Thank god it’s finally fucking ending.

That’s a solid game of Gauntlet right there.... ohhhhh shiiiiiiiii—

The superhero movies of 2017 (GOTG2, Wonder Woman) were the only bright spots.

So like 5 square yards of fuck, 50 square yards of fuck, up to 5000 square miles of fuck?

What is it? I’m at work and don’t want to google something that’ll put me on a watch list.

Good point; we should really change to a “predicted white deaths” meter to motivate people into preparations.

Yeah, like in 20 years when all the storms are Category 5, can we ask for more measurement nuance then?