Bilquis is that you?

I can’t wait for my 25th reunion... I’ll have been transitioned for 3 years... Wanna talk about faces? I got accused of crashing my 20th reunion when nobody recognized me :D

Betsy Davos? They spelled Davros wrong.

You can see where, if RS had happened to switch the genders of William Hurt and Sigourney Weaver’s characters, it would have been 100% period appropriate for the 70's, and completely, eye-rollingly boring.

Dan O’Bannon wrote all the characters for Alien without any indication of their gender, and let Ridley Scott decide. I think this is brilliant; I’ve been meaning to do this: write an entire story with genderless characters, then roll dice to get random gender configurations at the end.

Obligatory.

I mainline Fekkai reparative conditioner after a session, and I’m generally fine in 10 days or so... but I may have to go that route eventually.

Can they make magenta a naturally occurring hair color? My hair begs for mercy every five weeks.

“Gonna say I say I was gonna say Foghorn Leghorn son.”

Next you’ll be saying doves are just pigeons!

This shit wouldn’t have happened in the “Berenstein” timeline. This fucking crazy “Berenstain” timeline...

Her bathing suit looks like my body hair... *shudder*

“It’s a helluva day at sea, sir!”

Demand-side Economics is, shockingly, not sorcery.

The only way it could shock me now is if he did his best Scanners impression.

I can’t tell if I’m a horrible enough person to wish it happens on camera or not.

The Fyre Disaster Admission

Yes

Spicer: *storms back to the podium after 35 minutes* “PERIOD!!” *storms off again*

Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*