Robert Horry has seven championship rings; does that make him greater than Michael Jordan?

I once heard someone say, “Trump is The Sharper Image personified. At first glance he looks like luxury, but in reality he’s cheap, fake, and useless.”

It wasn’t a travel though. pick-up-dribble, two steps, dunk. It’s clear as day in slo-mo.

(Sorry for sounding like a pedant)

Someone’s taking the photo...

Indeed; he does that thing Joe used to do, where he projects his intentions as negative things his opponents want to do. So, when Trump says McCain wants to start World War III, I became concerned...

That episode scared the crap outta me. 2017 is also scaring the crap outta me.

They’re probably so scared of failing in front of Herr Trump that they all passive aggressively try to provoke each other into failing to turn on the light for two hours, then leave.

Every player on a ten-day dreams of playing Portland in that time; every game, Blazers fans play “which scrub will go off for 30 tonight?” Good on you, Yogi. You had some dumb turnovers on passes, but you nailed the coffin shut on us last night.

“jrhmobile is not representative of an Air Force officer.”

Are we related by marriage? My brother-in-law did exactly that three years ago. I pumped my fist in solidarity.

OH MY GOD I would see that movie 20 times in the theater. Who would play Carlton?

“Please impeach him AFTER making brown people illegal, but BEFORE making unions illegal.”

Integrate them into new LazyTown memes?

I wonder if Dylan Roof is hoping for a stay of execution and a full pardon from President Bannon.

White House security: “Are you a conservative journalist?”

The Media is not united, though; Trump has his own media organs (Fox News, National Enquirer) that his supporters consume to the exclusion of all other media. And neither he nor his supporters are afraid of facts; they simply reject facts they don’t like. Trumpism is playing Calvinball. They’re making the rules up.…

Why does everyone look pained or afraid in a photo where Trump is touching them?

Because the question will be the last that news organization will be allowed to ask. Trump will tell them to shut up, bar them from future press conferences, and tell his sheep to boycott the organization via Twitter. All before taking the next question.

I can only read about Trump while listening to late 80's political metal. It’s literally the only coping mechanism I have left.