Fun fact: If she and Fred had ever met, the universe would have exploded due to two Mother Gods being in the same place at once. So it’s a good thing that never happened.

Wait.  When I die, I want to glitter bomb the universe with MY soul. 

I suppose you can reasonably believe that not “all dogs have an endless right to life” and that sometimes euthanasia is the only option for dogs that are irredeemably violent, however you might judge such a thing. I don’t know if that opinion, reasonable as it might be, has a lot of relevance here, since by their own…

Bullshit on the “can’t be rehomed” nonsense. There are rescues that specialize in training and rehoming “difficult” dogs. Dogs that were trained to fight to the death have been successfully deprogrammed and transformed into loving pets.

A stray dog bit my sister once and we blamed my sister and kept the dog. (We also kept my sister.)

Modern day pretenders are hilarious to me. It’s always like an elevated Hatfield–McCoy feud draped in leftover finery. As with most this family is also fighting amongst themselves about who the “legitimate” heir is to a defunct monarchy that, in this case, has not only been banned by the Italian constitution, but…

There aren’t enough polygons!

Give the programmers a break, they’ve just spent the past 20 years perfecting boob physics, now they have to perfect dreadlock physics too?

More representation is needed, point blank. And it cannot be said enough. 

I imagine the best (perhaps only) way to fix this is to have more diversity in positions of power in game companies.

Look up Typhoid Mary, than realize many people cannot grasp the difference between a virus and a vaccine, then go from there.

Caitlyn Jenner is a narcissist?!?!?!? Where are my pearls?

Don’t conservatives pretty regularly do stuff like this with their own books to inflate the sales numbers?

if Biden is truly interested in uniting the country (which to be honest after 4 years of being told to fuck my feelings from a bunch of screeching apes who unironically think they’re smarter and better than me, I am pretty ambivalent about), he should ask Congress to investigate these conspiracy theorist rabbit holes…

I noticed something interesting on Facebook.

I’m finding out some of the folks in my dance community are anti-vaxxers. I do live in Florida, so it might be either religion or “freedumb” or some wellness woo crap. But it’s tough to find out someone you kind of admire is....an idiot.

values individuality and freedom of choice

This is partially true. I'm vaccinated and I have an adverse impact on the unvaccinated: if they don't want to get vaccinated I tell them to fuck off.

This is such fucking bullshit. I got my second dose last week. You can barely feel the tracking chip.

I missed this gibberish somehow. The idea is vaccinated people are somehow making unvaccinated people sick, specifically causing problems with women’s menstrual cycles? Is that the gist? Wtf?