I’m conflicted again! :D

Not her’s!

Apparently he had announced he might retire and go to work at Newsmax. He knew this was coming.

To sum up:

Its made out of Fondant.

I love that later on this clip made Rep. Ted Lieu and Lawrence O’Donnell crack up: “He just turned Tucker Carlson into a witness!”

Jesus, these two guys side by side on split screen - it’s like staring into a douchebag sun. So painful.

Uh...YES.

What’s next, the county fair circuit? Cripes, this is pathetic.

I’m eagerly awaiting the next Mar a lago wedding story where he just wanders into the reception in his robe and slippers. 

They’re the people we need most in these hard (hrmmm) times.

Sometimes, at my lowest points in life, a bunch of horny people come along and write erotic fanfiction about beached container ships, and my hope is restored.

Sure online banking is nice, but this is the kind of shit that the internet was made for.

And nothing of value was lost

9 states that, “It prohibits sex-based discrimination in any school or other education program that receives federal money.” (Thanks, Wikipedia!)

They could write it out phonetically.

Speaking as a girl who lived in Georgia for a while, that is WAY too many big words for Cherokee County.

Dear Idiot Cops,

This sounds about white. If you didn’t know the race of the shooter before the press conference you definitely figured it out when the sheriff said the shooter just had a bad day.