yes good

link? This sounds like good schadenfreude 

Dementia

God willing, we’ll hail your father as a prophet happily

May the odds never be in their favor

If implying that the president makes out with Spicey helps get him fired (because I totally believe that, thank you SNL, you beautiful bastards), can we double down on Rosie playing Bannon and get a repeat performance of this week’s episode?? Let’s just do it with all of them, see if they’re all fired afterwards. For…

Has there been any successful King Arthur movie since First Knight? I know there haven’t been any that I cared about since then.

it’s not surprising if you grew up there. K-12 history class is basically The Great War parts 1-12. No one seems to have realized they lost, and they don’t really bother to teach much other history except the bare minimum for the SOL tests (thank you, No Child Left Behind, it’s been a real treat).

*headdesk* Goddamn it VA, this is why we can’t have nice things. Also why I’m never, ever taking you back. Not looking forward to my trip home next month.

Which is absolutely fair and understandable, everyone is different and has been through different experiences. I’m definitely careful to only use the word around people I know are comfortable with it, but I do think there’s something to be said for taking back the word and turning it around on the people who want to…

As a slightly different perspective on the same topic, I find myself relatively uninterested in relationships all together, they make me feel confined and unhappy, but I don’t mind being a third to some people’s relationships. I like when someone I’m interested in has someone else they’re more serious with, it puts…

I disagree, but it could also be connected to location. I’m a lesbian in Seattle, and the vast majority of LGBTQ people I know (including myself) are perfectly comfortable with the term “queer”. In fact, we regularly refer to the LGBTQ community here as the “queer community” because it feels more inclusive of the…

And considering I do most of my banking online anyways, when I do need a brick and mortar, I don’t really mind going a bit further out of my way for it. I get a nice walk out of the deal, everyone who works there is super nice, and I don’t feel like I’m shaking hands with the devil every time I leave! Bonus!

Saying that Native Americans take anything for granted seems like one of the most outrageously offensive things you could possibly let pass through your lips.

Same, I left BoA last year and basically told them I was leaving because the things they used my money to invest in greatly displeased me. I love my credit union, highly recommend!

Ditto, my knee jerk reaction was how about when you nutjobs let go of the emails???

Jesus is that what they’re doing??? Even the swing tap is unnecessary, if you’re clumsy like me, I just poke the bottom of it and push it out, no swinging or stabbing necessary, they’re not stuck in there that tight

Yea, I was going to say also, I’ve been slicing open avocados for years the same way you mentioned, I’m trying to figure out how you slice your hand open that bad when there’s an avocado pit between the knife and your hand. All I can imagine is these folks cutting up an avocado with exaggerated hacking motions

Except very few people who would take offense at that were probably watching. They were all glued to Fox

You’re username is delightful