what’s sphincter news? i looked it up at work (facepalm).

thanks for this! i keep thinking about when chris pratt showed up naked on set to get a “real” reaction out of amy poehler, and how effing sketchy that was. i’m totally with the intent point, but like - that’s gotta change. men have to know that’s so not ok.

WANT NOW NEED NOW

34 year old here! uuuuuh-yup.

of course! i was just saying, the state he reps makes a ton of money off of pharmaceuticals (through taxes, jobs, etc). it just doesn’t surprise me, is all.

you know that it’s cause NJ is like... the Pharma State, right?

yeah - this was confusing to me too. what’s wrong with booker?

seriously! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?! JOE BIDEN AND BERNIE SANDERS?! ffs.

not gonna lie, loved her on VM, loved her on the Good Place, loved Anna in Frozen, loved the sloth video. i’m peak KBell. the last one is mostly because when she said something like, if she’s not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, she’s crying. and i was like YES GIRL YES. because... i cry a lot, and people…

WAIT NOT GREG’S DRINKING SONG. what’ll it BE!

i’m late to this game, but i don’t care.
1. settle for me
2. JAP battle rap and heavy boobs
3. it was a shit show
4. math of love triangles
5. i could if i wanted to and greg’s drinking song
6. where’s the bathroom and how we’ve suffered
7. you go first
8. after everything i’ve done for you
9. let’s have intercourse and santa…

RIGHT?! i feel so betrayed.

I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE OSCARS CLAPPING GIF BUT I DO NOT KNOW HOW YAAAAAAAAAAAAY CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!

a week later, fucking yes.

have you watched wait until dark with audrey hepburn? it’s a thriller, not a horror, but oh em gee i screamed.

i didn’t hate it, but i won’t read anymore. the wordmunger post below does a really good job of elucidating my feelings, so thanks random person for posting!

well, this is depressing AF. tom hanks? i’m sure i could google, but i won’t cause i’m at the office and have already googled some seriously out-there stuff today (waves furiously at IT)

oh i see i see. ok i’ll quote the world! (sorry for the rando comments, would delete if i knew how)

i’m going to quote you on this, is that ok?

you know both... can be true, right?