I truly wish I could have your optimism. Even if Republican names are exposed, I doubt any of them will be “brought down.”

Yeah, but when the voting machines are hacked, I’m not sure it’ll do much good. 

I’m sickened that my purchases from VS funded this horror.

Racists xenophobe says what?  What is your race?  Nobody gives a shit.

They were homophobic.  All I need.

Her club team is the Washington Spirit, where you can also see Mal Pugh play. Yahoo streams NWSL games for free and the league recently made a deal to show occasional games on the ESPN channels.

Yes, I actually wish there was a ‘behind the scenes’ show that just highlighted the process. Also I would watch the shit out of a Bobby home show. His stuff manages to actually be functional and sensible in addition to just looking good.

Sure, but this is an article about Queer Eye.

I AM SO EXCITED! Every time a new season drops, my dad takes notes from Tan and makes me take him shopping for Tan-inspired clothes.

Hmm. I appreciate your vote of confidence that we’ll get our shit together sufficiently to qualify by then.

It’s a World Cup.  If I scored a goal in the World Cup I’d have a 20 minutes parade down the midline.  You wanna blame someone?  Blame FIFA for expanding the tournament to 24 teams.

And those hapless schmucks being blown out of the water? You guessed it, the USMNT.

I agree with basically everything you said. (And not for nothing, but I think the very last 2 points you make, are actually related, which might explain that)

Huh. I actually like this. She celebrated with her teammates, then she spent two seconds acknowledging the controversy with a smile on her face. This didn’t feel smug or snippy or anything but “hey, yeah, that happened, moving on.” I don’t see anything malevolent or snide here.

This is the dumbest take. 

OH MY GOD SHE CLAPPED! THINK OF THE OPPONENTS! ETHICS IN GOALSCORING! THEY’RE CELEBRATING! ACT LIKE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!

lol of course!  clever.  thanks

Yeah I can't believe I missed that one! Thanks. 

Oooh, a Talking Heads ref. *slaps head* Seems obvious in hindsight.

I can’t believe that girl accepted Blaine’s offer at the end.  Especially now that everyone knows what he’s really like.  That just seemed... unwise.