... i know this doesn’t help? but “steak and pretzels defense” was a pretty good line. well done.

then you should be unabashedly against the violence this POS committed against the utterly defenseless victim, and understand the difference between “still loving your kid” and saying “what, it was only 20 mins!”

of course! Dumbledore says, “Cedric was a person who exemplified many of the qualities that distinguish Hufflepuff house. He was a good and loyal friend, a hard worker, he valued fair play.”

i will stop replying to all your comments now, but i wanted to leave my freakiness on a high note. this is amazing. AMAZING! i love the way you put it. thank you. (weirdo out)

oh good yay

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING DUMBLEDORE SAYS IT RIGHT THERE IN HIS EULOGY AT THE FAREWELL FEAST.

yup. she’s lived in ediburgh forever.

it’s not true.

da fuck? no. she lives in scotland, which is where she’s lived forever (or at least since she returned from portugal).

she is as far from a republican as they come, never you fear.

i read thru the former chain (i know, i’m like, days behind) but kate wasn’t a wannabe princess, at least in the way you described. i’m pretty sure she had already decided to go to st. andrews and did her own gap year, rather than applying because william was going. just saying.

i literally did none of the things you just mentioned. at all. my point was that your anecdotes - and yes, you can tell me how many people, stranger, inner circle, other that you’ve talked to, but still, those are anecdotes - can easily be countered with the hundreds of people i’ve talked to (also while volunteering),…

well then, we’re fucked. oh right, since you have multiple degrees, you must know that anecdotes are crap.

this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this. UGHGGHGHAS?DLFDSALKJKJFDSA.

kate, i always love when your stories have a u of c hook, because then i remember you went there too and it makes me happy. then of course, i’m sad we weren’t friends so i try to forget it, and the cycle begins anew.

actually... that does sound... accurate?

as a soccer fan, i’m with you.

i am ashamed to admit i got one wrong (number 8). damnit.

i didn't like "black widow" to start, but after my sister's bestie told me she only hears "i'm a black widdle baby" all the time, i came to enjoy it.

ok so who is next. woody allen is my preference.