... i know this doesn’t help? but “steak and pretzels defense” was a pretty good line. well done.

then you should be unabashedly against the violence this POS committed against the utterly defenseless victim, and understand the difference between “still loving your kid” and saying “what, it was only 20 mins!”

i read thru the former chain (i know, i’m like, days behind) but kate wasn’t a wannabe princess, at least in the way you described. i’m pretty sure she had already decided to go to st. andrews and did her own gap year, rather than applying because william was going. just saying.

i literally did none of the things you just mentioned. at all. my point was that your anecdotes - and yes, you can tell me how many people, stranger, inner circle, other that you’ve talked to, but still, those are anecdotes - can easily be countered with the hundreds of people i’ve talked to (also while volunteering),…

well then, we’re fucked. oh right, since you have multiple degrees, you must know that anecdotes are crap.

this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this this. UGHGGHGHAS?DLFDSALKJKJFDSA.

kate, i always love when your stories have a u of c hook, because then i remember you went there too and it makes me happy. then of course, i’m sad we weren’t friends so i try to forget it, and the cycle begins anew.

actually... that does sound... accurate?

as a soccer fan, i’m with you.

i am ashamed to admit i got one wrong (number 8). damnit.

i didn't like "black widow" to start, but after my sister's bestie told me she only hears "i'm a black widdle baby" all the time, i came to enjoy it.

ok so who is next. woody allen is my preference.

I don't mean to call names, so you know. Take that as you will, but...

YESYESYES. You said everything I wanted to say and more. I'd just add this: outside of all the things mentioned above and in your comment, this would be my favorite movie ONLY BECAUSE of the line in "Fixer Upper" that starts:

this is completely irrelevant, but i still want to call her lacewell-harris. every single time i get confused. i want to be her friend so so badly but i'm so afraid i'd mess up her name.

i've heard no such accounts. i don't like him, he seemed like a douche the one time i met him (granted, i'm a nobody so why would he be nice to me)? and the music is just meh.

erm - quick q. what's the name of this mma training partner witness? i hadn't heard of him before so i went and did a quick google search but then i went down the rabbit hole so now i'm just gonna ask you, for my sanity. and maybe the sanity of those around me, but mostly mine - ha.

I don't know why I would expect you to listen to me. I'm going to call it a night. You're welcome to believe whatever you want; your opinion will not change anything.

big fat fucking ugh.

looks like they are (were?) not separated. bummer. MMc, come to DC and we will have drinks.