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i am so sad. the dude who is sucking face with katharine mcphee is mary mccormick (of west wing fame)'s husband. i love you mary! i have no idea who this singer person is!

or it just could have been a lie.

i will not take that bet, as that was my reaction too!!

i like it!

dodai! how do you reconcile this with the alleged cheating last month? say it was a lie. SAY IT!

ehem. i may have done this even though:

marika hargitay is my hero.

here's what's sort of hilarious. i too, give myself hot DAMN orgasms, but sometimes i'm not feeling it with me either. in those situations i go to the bathroom, turn off the light and go to bed. because it was fun while it lasted, yanno? but meh one can only work so hard so long at a singular goal*.

it makes me awfully sad that you didn't receipt appropriate comment props for this one. i love it. it's macabre to think about, but hypothetically how hilarious would that be. "fuck all y'all! ACCORDINGTO HAS LEFT THE BUILD..."

i might be a millenial (1983, i never really feel like it but technically i am?) and while the trend pieces annoy me, so do my ~decade younger colleagues/interns. and yet? this line?

parliamentary inquiry! can i also punch a hole in the wall?!?!

not yet. there's 35 more minutes, and at this point, they're debating whether or not to end her filibuster (well, to table the motion to appeal the decision to end her filibuster by vote, i think, to be perfectly accurate).

despite the disgusting past hour or so, i am so so proud to be an american right now. because so is wendy davis, and so are sens. ellis, zaffirini, watson, whitmire, west, and van de putte (and prob others, but i tuned in later). USA! USA!

right?! even now, seeing the picture my stomach twisted a little. she didn't understand!

If we had sent vaginas in after Obama Obama bin Laden maybe we wouldn't have had to go to Iraq.

i saw the link to this on twitter and as soon as i was near my laptop i came on to say this exact same thing. mansplaining is a pretty specific, condescending way to treat people. i had the EXACT same reaction that he did when i read her op-ed. well, i had the same "ruh roh!" reaction, and also - did AJ get paid by

how about "don't be a dick".

+1 (not a jez reponse i know, but still. def def +1 at least)