Every time I see something about the Hunger Games I want to punch a baby. It's like a mixture of Battle Royale and the Running Man, but tuned for the Twilight audience.

Would Eternal Darkness 2 be developed by Silicon Knights? If it is, it doesn't stand a chance of being better than...well, pretty much anything.

Your mentioning of Dark Corners of the Earth makes me a happy man. However, I do feel that it becomes a bit too much action-oriented later in the game. I'd much rather have to evade the Flying Polyp, rather than shooting it with a lightning gun (for example).

Oh Capcom. I used to love you so very much. Now I just don't care.

I don't think this is from his show. He has his own Youtube channel, and he sometimes uses it to post various short films.

Here's an educational video that details the inner-workings of the Catholic church. Enjoy.

"My child requires inane achievements to be displayed on our bumper to raise their self-esteem."

This isn't 4chan. The lack of anonymity just makes this excessively sad, and it screams "Hey guys pay attention to my knowledge of the internet! Pay attention! Look everyone!"

Woah. That was close. I thought this was going to be another article by Kris Kail, and I almost flipped my shit.

The QTE at the end prominently features Lucifer's dick.

Dante's Inferno had the greatest penis in all of gaming. Seriously. Satan's cock was truly magnificent.

Semi-related story:

I wouldn't say that there's a time limit. I would say that it's up to the community. Regarding the internet, its community is essentially a pack of dull children that latch onto something mildly amusing and repeat it ad nauseum.

If voicing criticism of internet culture is equivalent to law enforcement, I wonder what unwavering acceptance of said culture is.

Memes are so funny. Especially ones that are excessively old.

"Not one moment for granted". The dire situation they player finds themselves in should be apparent by now. I'm not entirely sure when this scene takes place in-game, but I assume up until this point there has been a great deal of death and destruction. At the very least, this scene isn't the norm. That bit of…

It was an interesting read. Thanks for sharing!

Wow. Just...wow. The dialogue in that scene is absolutely terrible.

I'm not offended by the content of this article, but by its quality (or lack thereof). The fact that the author receives some sort of payment for such shoddy work, and that Kotaku — a site that I've visited for a while and used to respect, features it upsets me greatly.

This is one of the most asinine articles I've ever read on Kotaku.