I think religion does a good job of making itself look bad without any help.

No shit. It's not the developers or publishers that suck, it's the people that enable them.

Best video game news I've heard in a while. I spent so much time with Jet Set Radio, and I look forward to spending even more. I had it as an import, and prior to playing the game I'd have to let the Dreamcast load some other disc to enable...something. Anyways, that disc got scratched to oblivion, and with it my…

From Software. The prospect of a new Dark Souls is the only thing keeping me attached to video games.

What bothers me most about Hepler is that she's a terrible fucking writer, and that she's payed to have whatever abysmal thing she imagines appear in-game. It reminds me that the industry standard is extremely low when it comes to crafting stories and characters. Fan-fiction low.

The environments were nice. Can't say anything else positive about it. Seems like your standard FPS.

Blowjobs, something that couples usually tend to take part in, are now considered sexist? Huh. Strange. I could understand if Jaffe had said "if you play Twisted Metal with your stupid, cum-catching fuckslave, she'll let you jam your dick in her eye socket and jizz on her brain. If she had a brain, which women don't.…

If only everybody watched Baccano. That'd be just lovely.

Oh boy. The nostaliganauts have been alerted. Weak arguments incoming.

After reading this article, I immediately thought of the trailer for a film called God Bless America. I watched it twice, imagined the inclusion of the thing pictured here, and felt better right away.

Those are the least can-can friendly pants I've ever seen. I suppose it's good that you can't dance — as far as I know, in Kingdoms of Amalur.

Awesome. I hope Zynga dies even quicker now; hurting Facebook is something I greatly approve of.

The game looks okay, but the inclusion of dubstep just seems so unfitting to me.

I'm feeling so many emotions right now. So. Many.

All of these struck me as horribly boring. What's so great about them, specifically? Seems like your standard military/sci-fi fare.

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This is a fantastic idea. It's been too long since Defiance.

Holy fucking balls. I'm still seeing comments regarding this game as if it's canon. It isn't. Never was. Never will be.

How does this work? Does it take into account how the story is implemented into the game? Or is it just based on the quality of the writing in a way that's similar to other media?