Resident Evil 5, Dead Nation, Pixel Junk Shooter, erm, that's all I can think of right now. There's most likely a good deal more, though. Also: Dead Nation will be free once the Playstation store comes back online.

I hate that commercial, and I hate you for posting it here whilst using broad, completely unfounded generalizations. HATE.

I want to see someone with a Sonichu tattoo. That'd be pure greatness.

I agree wholeheartedly. /highfive

Luckily, I discovered the original film before I got my diabeetus. Not being able to watch it anymore isn't so bad though; I just listen to the soundtrack.

Having type-1 diabeetus, I will not be able to watch the Candy Land movie. After being diagnosed I tried to play the board game and the pieces burnt my flesh, so I can imagine the searing agony wrought upon my eyes if I were to view the film.

:/

Then you guys will be triple-fucked*. Sorry. *Assuming you're Canadian.

If you want to contact me, here's my email: androoo5k@gmail.com

I sure fucking hope the release date of MW3 doesn't result in Skyrim being delayed.

I'd be willing to ghostwrite for you. What that entails is that I go through a rough draft of yours correcting things, giving tips, and when you decide to publish a piece I'm not credited at all. English is my main language, and I feel as if I have a pretty good grasp of it; I'm also a writer seeking to be published.

Hardcore? I scoff at your classification of this clip as hardcore. Google Sasha Grey, Mr. Hands, felching, or "blossoms". Technically speaking, this is more akin to the softcore porn found on CineMax or Showtime; no genitalia or fluids are shown.

I have insider information that claims Advent Rising 2 will be shown at E3 this year.

Look at all of the delicious butt-hurt. A small example of some reactions to the Witcher related joke articles:

As said by Revolver Ocelot: "Don't even think about using auto-fire, or I'll know!". How does the game know if you're using auto-fire? Consistently fast button presses. If you're good enough at mashing on the Resist button, it's entirely possible to dupe the game into thinking you're using an auto-fire function. At…

The look on its face is really strange; it makes action-poses especially awkward. There's just something odd and completely unfitting about it. It's still an impressive toy in terms of details, and I'd gladly rub my penis on it, but, that face.

Thanks. I guess. /sob

Why is it spelled that way? I want to punch whomever made that decision. It's almost as aggravating as inFamous*. Almost.

Oh. Hey Jesus. Don't have any plans today, do you?

Crazy, I thought I was the only one who was the only one who was highly disturbed by the woman in Dayton, Ohio, microwaving her 1-year-old.