simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe

The Bear isn’t a fu$&ing comedy!!!

I’m Will Smith agnostic.  He may or may not exist but I’ll find out eventually 

What you clearly don’t understand is that Gen Z can’t understand it because, as I understand, before a first date you now need to have a written contract signed and notarized spelling out exactly what form of physical affection will be shown and when.

On point. The song is a time capsule of the way adults used to flirt. Within the context of the song there is no rapey vibe at all. People of that time probably just thought it was a cute way to demonstrate the playfulness of dating in a more reserved society.

The consequences apparently include a $56 million opening. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/will-smith-bad-boys-4-box-office-opening-victory-1235918123/

So far he hasn’t complained and has even accepted the consequences so far. Sure, he’s on an apology tour, but at least he owned up to his actions.

I wil never forgive him for making the Kardashians famous through the power of his penis and her gigantic ass.

“There might not be any OnlyFans and all the things like that. All the opportunities like that. Probably more people would be going to college.”

Or, like, with a device you can keep in your pocket that lets you do it anywhere, any time.

If you were at a party with strangers and spoke like this, they’d all back away and not make further eye contact with you. If you were lucky.

It’s my dream that someday in the far future will be able to do this with the ease of typing on a keyboard.

I feel bad for the booker.

Yeah, seriously. Who un-grayed this chud?

You're friends with Quentin Tarantino?

Whoa.  Calm down.  Did you know you can criticize someone’s work without personal attacks?

i think they should put the avengers branding to bed completely and only bring it out when they eventually reboot the core 4.

Ease up on the meth and sister fucking, my braindiseased friend.

don’t forget brett goldstein as hercules. that’ll surely pay off any minute.

It is, and only comic book virgins think it isn’t.

They’ll be 60 characters in the movie. 50 of them will be cameos or extended cameos, 5 will be ancillary and the 5 will be main characters.  This will also include villains.