simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe
simplepoopshoe

I’ve never clicked on one of these before... is this just seriously an article about good old films? Woof. I wanted to read about Birdman like..... 4 years ago.

The overhyping of this film is nausiating. Can it be fathomed that I didn’t like the first one? Or have we all chugged too much of the koolade? Calm down about Dune guys..

When do you think the A.V. Club started...? Are you from after A.A. Dowd left because this site definitely didn’t always just do recaps but.... ok

killing isn’t like breathing threw your mouth it’s not an autonomic bodily function.... you can just stop.

I don’t think killing people is comparable to wanting a higher income...

I don’t think people yelling on the internet is going to change it. In life literally everywhere you see sons taking on their father’s businesses etc. and any parent I know is more than happy to have a little side chat at work to help their kid out. It only boils the blood of the internet because it’s more visible to

I get the perspective of wanting fair chances in the workforce but also at the same time the whole hollywood nepo baby thing feels like keyboard warriors who are mad that they themselves aren’t celebrities (which, nepo babies actually have nothing to do with and just exist as something for that group to point their

As silly as the premise to Old is it’s actually one of my favourite Shymalan and one of my favourite horror films. I’m sorry laugh all you want but literally nothing is scarier than aging.

Does she recite/act as fast as she reads tho?

I too would enjoy the company of a woman who reads fast. Also washed hair is nice. I’d probably gift her a bag of oranges and everything.

He played “dime-store Chris Evans” in Top Gun Maverick.

Gotta side with the normies. Everyone’s going after gay rights may as well join up.

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Still waiting on that ending eh? 

My parents are like that. There’s just no changing their minds. Although I think my Mom gets bored if there isn’t an attractive male star so I get it.

I hate seeing articles fan-casting a live action Invincible movie. That isn’t a needed thing!

Apologies to Avatar fans but HA HA HA HA HA. I’m sorry but them fucking this up twice now is hilarious.

So much hype this time around too.

How old is Meredith Hobbs Coons? All this shade that zoomers keep tossing at Millennials (me) is cringey as hell and needs to stop.

I didn’t love the first one and have been told by book fans once I know the complete story that could change. However, I’d love it if they keep the scope the same. Meaning they did a really good job of making things feel enormous. This review mentions a CGI crowd feeling CGI, I hate that, tbh I liked Thor: Love &

I’ve actually never played Borderlands and I was just really focused on college at the time when this was the craze. I’d be interested in finally learning the game’s story (I’m having a similar experience with The Last Of Us).