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I don’t typically enjoy when people harass celebrities but it was pretty damn funny how people would apparently shout at Chris Pratt from their cars etc. mad at him about punching Thanos when they almost had the glove off. Hahahaha.

I felt like Vol 3. redeemed Star-Lord a bit because of the whole maturity about the Gamora thing. I was really enjoying the joke that “The Snap was Star-Lord’s fault”. I never got a t-shirt made with that caption like I wanted to but it was hilarious to me for a little while. Apparently people in public would shout at

I hate that Joaquin won best actor for Joker. It feels so tainted.

so yeah there’s definitely a bunch of 17 year old girls masquerading as 18 year olds on dating apps. Which definitely feels like it’s more their fault.

I’m in my 20s and I still swipe on as low as 18 year olds (sometimes) on dating apps. Last year I kept noticing girls whose bio reads (age 19) and in the description it says “18*” and I thought nothing of it but I must admit I’ve seen it a lot. Recently I saw one that said “18* last year I lied” and thought

These mergers both by HBO and the ones Disney has been doing is actually bad news for the audience. Monopolies aren’t good.

I posted this comment awhile back but I watched Godzilla Minus One immediately after Oppenheimer. I highly highly highly recommend it.

Just in your head imagine godzilla is the bomb.

I was reading an interview from the Kong X Godzilla director about his thoughts on Minus One.... he totally doesn’t see the atomic bomb comparisons. He was talking about how cool it is that they did a villainous Godzilla and his is an alley/hero.

It’s insane that I gotta spell this out to people but:
Godzilla Minus

My rule of thumb is if you didn’t vote, you don’t get to complain about the government.

Xandar got destroyed offscreen. Which is actually something that bothers me about the MCU. Guardians of the Galaxy the big thing in the film was protecting Xandar so to have Thanos sorta just do away with it it asks the question what was the point of the first guardians film. I have an easier time forgiving the retcon

Thanos decimated Xander it’s like one of the first lines in Infinity War.

Tbh No Way Home robbed us of an actual Spider-Man story.

People seem to forget how dire phase 2 was. They rushed putting out Civil War as something of an apology for Ultron. People have developed an appreciation over time for Ultron but people were pretty lukewarm on it at the time. People were more jazzed about Furious 7 than they were about Avengers that summer. 

I feel like a crazy person when I try to argue that NWH was a bad film. It WAS a bad film! 

google Coleman Domingo Kang, it is trending. 

tbh it is the biggest selling point. I feel like people forget that crossovers was the original hook for the MCU. I remember thinking it was nuts to see Iron Man/Hulk/Cap/Thor on screen together the first time. Literally crossovers are the entire foundation of the MCU. Even now with the “alternate universes” of Fox

That worked out so well for Fox both times.

I really don’t think Disney is going to put out your slaughter stadium idea dude. Kids birthday party behind me walked out over Wanda having blood on her face. 

I’m against the idea of acrhival footage because I imagine just seeing him could trigger his ex and or people who have recently had similar experiences. I really really really want to rewatch Baby Driver but I just can’t look at Kevin Spacey anymore. 

I was so excited for Bryan Tyree Henry to be a superhero. I’ve actually pretty disappointing how The Eternals turned out. I was kind of excited for the race representation that film had. Kumail got ripped cuz he thought he’d become an inspiration to little Pakistani boys. It actually really sucks that film failed.

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