I saw Mamoa promoting using canned water to help recycle and “save the oceans” and now here he is acting as the guardian of an island. I reeeeally really enjoy Aquaman as IRL Lorax of the seas. That’s perfect.

Alriiiiight. I popped into a Toys R Us yesterday (shocked to see it was open). And they had a whole section with a pop up display of Robbie as Barbie... maybe that’s not a good-good thing but goddamn... Margot Robbie is becoming an icon. Okaaaaaay let’s gooooo.

Yeah... I don’t know if it would be “sad” or even anything if her death hadn’t been reported so fast.... it’s rich seeing the A.V. Club wagging their finger like this when they’re perpetrating it.
I mean.... this story showed up on the homepage before the original story of her death had even expired from the…

What I’m trying to say is I do not relate to the concept that obesity is a world struggle. Bah. I just don’t have any entry point into it at all. I’m not trying to brag I’m just minorly in disbelief because I don’t have a reference.

I shouldn’t say this but I’m glad my turn was being an alcoholic in my 20s. If anything I needed to be reminded to eat cuz I hadn’t eaten in days. I’m still thin-ish but I gotta say the thing I love most about sobriety is actually eating proper meals.

Zoomers say that all the time. Right now on my instagram homepage there’s like three memes posted that say a variation of “you fucked up if you didn’t do this by age 30" because zoomers I guess think you either stop existing at 30, or they all think they’re entitled to getting a spouse and children by that age cuz…

Man a few years ago I dated a girl who got swept up for her coding ability and she was constantly getting flewn out to Buenes Aires and we would be out walk and she would be like “let’s dip into this subway station - I have a sale” and then we would meet a homeless looking person in the subway, she would be handed…

*shudder*

I once dated a woman who was born in China but her ex-husband had a very Italian surname. She retained his surname. I’m not going to say her name here but know that it was hilarious sounding. It just sounds so confused you have this chinese name then you have like “Di” etc. for the surname. Silly.

Is that the girl character I liked or the one I hated... you’re gonna make me google that aren’t you. Just say blonde or brunette maaaan.

EDIT: I totally thought you meant the movie Fall from last year with those two girls on that super high skinny tower loooool. I’m not deleting this comment haha.

(Yes I’m referencing Stella and quoting Michael Ian Black rn).

Frightening. Century. Later,

And then I say something

Nielsen vibes

I don’t fully get the comparison... that film was a comedy. This is like Midnight Mass. Why are we comparing these two things? That wasn’t a serious vampire flick... lets judge it on it’s own merits. Cage and Hoult played their parts (as written) correctly.

After my groaning on the post about worst vamp films I gotta say.... I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FILM! THIS LOOKS DOPE
what a great turnaround for me from the worst vamp film post.

We’re so collectively stupid for accepting A.I., we are fuuuucked.

After this software phase that has now become available to any nerd in their basement... what do you think is next? Ill tell you. A tonne of people doing money scams... so like why support this at all when it will break society? You’re a fool.

Does it not occur to you that AI is worse than the atomic bomb?

Idk I’ve been arguing that Barsanti is better than AI. Purely on the stance that we’re about to fuck ourselves as a species.