Like I totally get you right now I was literally in this exact mood yesterday when I realized they turned off the comments on the AI article.

I also did this on the vampire article.

Fuck. Yes. 

This is actually brilliant. If I make it to old age and I’m approaching death I’m totally going to sew little hints to family based on fears I know they have of paranormal dramas. That’s actually kinda brilliant. And then just leave it to them to think they see things in their day hahahaha go Olivia.

btw I’m cosmicghostrider’s new username. I realize I wasn’t a super popular commenter here cuz I came here drunk sometimes. Zero transparency I’m the same guy.

Last year I lived in a rural town where the movie theatre shut down permanently during COVID. I basically missed every theatrical release this passed year.

I constantly bagged on films out of spite last year on my other username “cosmicghostrider”. I’m using this handle now due to an internet provider switch. I was…

I was turned off by Barsanti’s thing with grading Secret Invasion a letter grade down (reacting to AI taking his job), and then I saw the article yesterday on the home page written by AV Bot... and now I’m a lot more empathetic to Barsanti errors. I prefer Barsanti over AI.

Have you even seen the Reeve’s clip where just threw facial expressions he switches from Clark to Supes in front of Lois. It’s acting 101.

guy thinks “I dont want to see old women on my screen and over 30 is old women” is a good take. Bold strategy, Cotton.

Don’t do this. Women barely exist in Hollywood after age 30. Reconsider your stance dude.

I’m happy to know this is good. For several years now superhero cartoon stuff has been really hit or miss. Spectacular Spider-Man was a good one but it just felt so watered down... I actually assumed this would be similar but now I’ll actually give it okay...
I can’t believing I’m typing this but.... thank you Barsanti.

I’ve had this running joke for ages with my buddies that “hanging out with Batman would be awful”. Anytime we’re smoking the bong I pretend to be Batman and start talking about vengeance or watching my parents die. I find it hilarious. Present to chill Batman but also half crying with head in hands is peak for me.…

When boredom is the biggest threat to unmarried people or people in low income jobs, how ignorant is it to insist entertainment isn’t important. Why do you think people text and drive, dude?

Similarly in my Toronto screening of Endgame everyone in the theatre collectively stood from the moment Cap said avengers assemble until the credits. It was like being at a baseball game.

Laughing with a group of strangers is a vibe. My adults only screening of Jackass Forever (opening night) in a theatre packed with 90s kids all sipping martinis was an absolute riot.

If Devine was around for Ben Stiller comedies he would be getting more roles. That’s why he cares. He’s tailor made for those type of films and now he’s late to the scene.

commenters should develop a slide called “10 worst slideshows”.

Did anyone else notice the article about NC-17 ratings that was written by an AI on the homepage? I think that’s the A.V. Clubs first AI article. Comments were turned off lmao wanna just start creating backlash on this article? lmao

I saw Dead And Loving it as a kid and honestly, perhaps this is rose-tinted glasses but, it’s still one of my favourite films. Leslie Nielsen draping his cape over a vicitim followed by the sounds of a straw slurping will never not be hilarious to me.

As a vampire fan (no guys, I’m sorry but Renfield did actually come before Guillermo) I’d like to shout “Renfield!” in a Leslie Nielsen voice. If you know, you know.