... why does this article exist? Who needs this information. I like vampire stuff and I’m just like.... who is using this list? Other than just mocking fans of vampire stuff which... sucks?

To any vamp fans looking for a recommendation, I reeeeally enjoyed “Midnight Mass” on Netflix. They never say the word “vampire”…

- It’s a shell of a town!

Who is this film for tho...? It looks like a kid film but between the more sophisticated animation and the callbacks you mention, this actually sounds like a nostalgia film for adults and not geared at modern kids.

counter argument: it looks gorgeous.

I just think maybe there are people who acted like this when they were teenage but that was not my experience what so ever.

Or wait is stuff like this for douche-bros? I’ve never been big on the xbox/playstation online culture but perhaps this is just for a different breed of male than myself?

I really wanna see this based on the animation style but I have just... never liked TMNT, I’m an adult now but even as a teen they seemed juvenile. I was never the type to bro out and order “za” etc. but like idk.... is there merit to that sort of slang that I’m missing (I’m guessing the answer is yes). I also…

I’m sorry wait can we discuss the title of this show lmfao why is musical stated twice? Did they think we wouldn’t understand it the first time they said it? That’s beside the fact that there’s another colon after that. Not even going there.

I vaguely remember a Family Guy scene from my youth (that’s not a show I…

This is the moment where I turn off the computer for the day because the internet is too upsetting.

Are we really calling this summer that now? I was actually venting to a friend that there was a lot of duds this summer. I guess Spider-Verse happened but, are we just basing that statement on the success of Barbenheimer? Let’s not skew the data by claiming that this entire summer was Barbenheimer because it wasn’t.…

My Dad (this is annoymous so whatever) a few years ago was ranting on and on about how much he hated cancel culture. He was a manager with a secretary and I just..... I’m 99% sure he’s guilty of sexual harassment in the workplace and ranting to everyone he knows about cancel culture is the equivalent of raising his…

No, cancel culture is necessary. The only people who say they hate cancel culture are people who have something to hide.

Her and Elon Musk are such cringy people. I just clicked on X (I’ve never used X) it’s actually called X now.... to imagine there are college bros who worship this guy hahahaha.

Anytime I almost take Elon Musk seriously I remind myself that he’s married to her and they named their kid sadfljeqr905r43rt

I hope you didn’t watch the sequel.

I just watched episode 2 of Twisted Metal. Anthony Mackie has a lot of young Will Smith energy here... tbh I’m a bit worried about Captain America 4 although a super hick guy was like “Captain America is in 8 Mile!” recently so that gave me hope.

I just saw the greatest instagram reel this morning. I don’t know how to link it here but it was “Deangelo’s invisible ball juggling routine” from The Office with CGI balls added in.

It’s amazing and exactly what the internet is for.

I’m making that picture of The Rock into my facebook banner. That’s hilarious.

I don’t think The Rock has ever been this embarrassed by something before.

The solution is “Jaws Vs. Anaconda”. I’m being serious.