Thanks. You ruined the entire show for me.

It annoyed me too, although I was relieved that Gail immediately knew what he was doing and cut in with a, "How did he die?"

Yup. I internally rolled my eyes (partly because it was in the preview), but as it went on and on it won me over and I eventually cracked up.

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It took me an embarrassing length of time to figure out what the hell "5 Dogs" was.

Good for you man. I know that probably sounds sarcastic, but I'm completely serious. That sounds like a tough situation to me, but I think you've found peace with it. As I've gotten older I've come to appreciate that more and more.

Heh. You're a real fun … I can't do it.

It featured Emily Blunt murdering Tom Cruise repeatedly. That alone springs it to B- territory. Everything else is just icing.

I almost turned it off. Anne walks away about 25 minutes in if you want to give it a go. It is a pretty good episode after that point. Sandra is pretty delightful. Right after the blow-up she says, "We can chat a bit …"

Completely agreed. Not just with the Space Jockey either. I never once thought, "So, that Xenomorph guy. What's HIS story?" Scary things* are more scary when they're unexplained.

* Also holds for Darth Vader.

I wanted to like Prometheus so much. The scene where they activate the old memory banks (or whatever) and the holographic engineers started running around was such a cool moment.

SPOILERS?

But I never recovered from laughing like a maniac when the ship rolled over Charlize.

A planet with a sweet mullet? Now I've seen everything!

Goddammit. They need a spin-off where Liam Neeson hunts down NBC execs for wasting Jennifer Beals in cruddy shows.

I just did. That was … something. Over on Reddit someone posted a screen capture of Anne getting very much up in Doug's grill. So she was more aggressive than it sounded.

Don't look at me that way.

This is my favorite thread in a while.
NO JOKES.

I use my dick

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As a COCK.

Also fantastic (and should have had more to do) in Sicario.

That's a very good point. "Islamophobia," however you might define it certainly has the potential to create situations we have so far avoided. I mean, there's a reason 'home-grown' Islamic terrorist acts have been much rarer here than elsewhere.

I certainly find it a very tricky line to balance, internally, because so…

Are you … congratulating the self-important Internet warrior for taking the piss out of other Internet warriors? Wheels within wheels man!