Fuck You, Internet! *

True dat indeed. I just have a … weird thing for Charlize. It started around Young Adult, which is why it is so weird.

I don't know what it says about ME that the main thing I know her from is a Playboy spread. Heh heh … spread …

Hey, I'm a Stewart defender, but comparing her to Charlize is unfair on every single level.

Mmmmm … bacon sausage …

Oh man, now I want an internet short where Rollins accidentally eats Terry's yogurt.

It's odd that a ranger would run in heels …

He does make a sexy were-pire!

Yer goddammed right!

Oh Jesus. Yes, this is the correct answer.

Yeeeaaah, I dunno. I have adblock at home, mostly because my wife has *minor* body image issues and there is a very common set of ads featuring a woman's stomach and the words, "CURE FOR GROSS BELLY FAT." The belly also jiggles. The movement makes it pretty hard to ignore and the implications are pretty horrible. If…

"… stepped out with Courtney Love …"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!

I don't regularly watch this show but I tuned in for just long enough to see that scene. I could not stop laughing.

LESS RAPE! MORE HELMETS!

You ain't wrong. Although, to be fair it also isn't in Summer.

Oh man, you described my experience to a T. I enjoyed the first, although it seemed a little all over the place. The second really felt like he just expanded his outline.

"He travelled to a far land! Where he was the best. There's a legend that tells of magical fairy! Guess what! We're going to meet her in the next…

They could never find a mannequin that pretty …

Speaking of following up, I really need to know how they're keeping everything in working order without useful Phil. He had to tell them numerous times that gasoline goes bad and now he's not there to fix anything!

But Masters of Sex has … sex! That Lizzy Caplan's character name, right? I've never seen the show.

Garrett Dillahunt as his nutso character from Burn Notice might be kinda fun …