“Where Do Trader Joe’s Snacks Even Come From?”

Shocker - cause and effect is a thing, and certain causes have certain correlated effects.

I suspect she just pulled her right foot off of the other mirror.

I’ve tried sitting like this in a lot of different cars (never barefoot because I have class), and it’s never comfortable. I’ve got knee damage so I understand wanting to fully extend your legs on a long journey, but that’s not the answer

Ditto, if for no other reason than the fact that in my home state if anyone is not wearing a seat belt the driver gets a ticket. I am always the driver.

Cant. Unsee.

I use the footprints excuse because I have no airbags

I laughed.

Especially bare feet, because that shit’s gross.

as they’ve been accused of using apps to collect illegal data from child users

This is close to my method which is:

My method:
1) Put gross sponge in garbage
2) Get new sponge from under sink
3) (optional) If running low on sponges buy a new pack of sponges for like $5 seriously guys.

Now that I’m thinking TJ’s cooking:

Or, you could just stop breaking laws and realize that cops may hate their jobs as much as you do. Stop giving them reasons to pull you over.

Pretty sure it’s a butt plug. It also didn’t help that the article above this one was about how to correctly use a strap-on.

Related, I can’t do without an egg slicer during strawberry season because I am way too lazy to slice strawberries efficiently with a knife

she used the car’s manual to troubleshoot her problem

I used to be a cook for a living forever ago and I *still* feel somewhat shameful for sending anything back. I once found a piece of a plastic (probably for portioning) bag in my food - I just set it aside and finished my meal  and the waiter was so apologetic, comping everything, and I just kept saying, “It’s ok,…

I’m in the same boat, and I just don’t understand that behavior. If you want to maintain your exacting standards re: eggs, cook them your damn self.

Before they finally kill it, they will require 478 updates, each of which will try to force a McAfee install.