Can she go on tour and get left places? Each time to awake to a news crew and holding a Bud Lighr.
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I want to get into overalls, but I have the body shape of a Dove bar of soap with mini-hot dogs for legs. But I really hate pants and can’t wear dresses every day of my life, so I dunno.
I told my wife I was thinking of switching to maternity pants. She suggested I try the grilled chicken breast and a few sit-ups.
My “look”—if I even possess such a thing—is best described as equal parts “teenage dirtbag” and “someone who is…
By 2020 the hook will be your seat.
I know how you feel. I’m from Chicago and I ask for mayo in my hot dogs along with everything else in a Chicago hotdog. I’d also ask for ketchup if no one’s around to look down on me.
It’s probably not the first time she’s done this. Disgusting excuse for an educator.
“Avocado and banana-themed single-use utensils are almost always nonsense.”
Yeah, I’m generally wary of things designed to do one specific task well, at least in the kitchen.
Swinging a knife toward an avocado you’re holding in your hand is the problem. Simply on general principles, that’s a bad idea.
“A dull or light blade will slide right off the pit and towards your hand, which is obviously no good.”
Don’t be silly, you eat artichokes like apples. Big, spiny, apples.
Wrong! (But that’s OK because I just learned the best way myself last week, so I’ve been ignorant my whole life, too.)
Avocado-themed single-use utensils are almost always nonsense.
The key to using the knife technique on the avocado pit is to *twist* the knife once it’s in the pit. This will free the pit from being stuck and it will come out much much easier. Also, don’t go get one of those “avocado scooper” things - I have one that I never use because it doesn’t remove the pit, takes longer to…
wait...wait a minute...you don’t just eat avocados like apples? how come nobody told me this??? SON OF A BITCH...
On not doing too much: I created a rule for myself years ago to only try one new recipe per meal. It eliminates the need to thing too hard about too many things and not everything can fail because I already know I like 3 out 4 components of my meal.
When preparing a “square” meal—you know, the kind with a protein and at least two sides—I rarely struggle with the…
How to make the roads better for everyone? Pay attention. To everything. Look around, watch for pedestrians, watch for cyclists. Watch for children, random cats, and anything else that might cause trouble. Give others ample room, even it if slows you down. Would you rather be 2 minutes late or put someone else in an…
Though I’m fully aware that most of you have never seen or even heard of a “leftover sandwich,” I am in the habit of…