Why is a multinational corporation with $35B in yearly revenue “crowdfunding” product development? 

If you don’t create spaces for people to legally jump their cars, they will illegally jump them on the street.

If you walked up the stairs (AKA the broken escalator), they were on the counter to your left thawing out from earlier. 

Where the fuck did you get that banana?

“I used to like the way it looks.
I still do. But I used to, too.”

Yeah. As a neutral observer, I wanted to see the humble fans of New England prevail because they always handle victory with unimaginable class.

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

“I don’t want my shower and toilet to be the same thing.”

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

Orlove is totally spoiling it for the rest of us that don’t have our r34s yet... :)

I swear, if it becomes harder to register cars here now, it’s your fault!

Weird. He only averaged .5 steals a game.

A metric ton is 1,000 kilograms. Or 2,200 pounds.

Just look at the driver’s side rear window!

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

This is really sad. Please stop.

So Australia, the continent where everything is trying to kill you, is trying to get rid of perhaps the only critter that isn’t trying to kill you.

The best part is they got the cats to pay for it.

I had a 3000GT VR4 and couldn’t throw enough money to keep it running right. Valves clacked at 60k, constant 4 wheel steering issues, and white smoke constantly. Only mod I ever did to it was put Borla exhaust on it.

Call it the weekly Jalopnik hate bait.