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Greg E.
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because once they taste blood, they’re insatiable.

A C4 ‘vette still gets you grief at State Farm? Really? I would thing at this point the only people driving those are the much-coveted over-50 demographic who babys them like Grandpa’s old straight eight Buick. Me, I want the late 70s 3rd generation with the 125 hp California spec 305 V8. Give people plenty of time to

i mean rich people are the only ones who are gonna buy these new

A rare find indeed...a home garage in Brooklyn.

I would absolutely buy(lease) a Mazda version of a Volt or even something larger like a Mazda 6.

“Mount vehicle in rotisserie and invert

“Smart people” realize the book is full of crap. Remember the chapter on smoking banana peels?

I own a coin-op business and this “fishing” exploit is actually quite common. Well, it *used* to be quite common. Modern bill changers are very good at detecting the reflection from the laminate and also detecting a non-standard level of friction (detecting small anomalies in the speeds of the intake rollers, kind of

“(Warren police) haven’t done much to repair the whole.”

You speak as a true son of the mitten.

Idea for new Jalopnik series: “Will it Rally?” Every disposable appliance car should be rallied. Scion IA, Chrysler Pacifica, Prius? Why not? Rally all the things!!!

The comedy of it all is claiming that the 25-year exemption for emissions and safety regulations is to keep unsafe, “dirty” cars out.

Or you could tune the radio to a baseball game. It helps.

Searching for people

The irony of all this is that a diesel motor would be the one thing that gives the Atlas a competitive advantage in a very crowded market. Better MPG more torque than the others, now it’s just another 3-row crossover with a gas V6 that doesn’t look all that different than the field and will have a tough fight ahead of

But, realistically, if the marketing department would allow it, they could have just called it the Cayman RSR. Problem solved, it’s mid-engined already.

Tune in next week when Freddy shows you that disconnecting negative battery cables is a waste of time, leading up to the pulse-pounding finale in the hospital.

I thought you had to find a turtle shell on the stairs for infinite credits