Ladies and gents, I give you the genius IQ of the “mah gunz” oratory.

Honestly, shove that manhood right up your ass and stfu. All this bullshit about MANHOOD, be a man, manly man, is what makes the world so motherfucking bleak and dangerous for the rest of us.

What garbage, that first part.

Oh, shut your face. I’m so sick of this bullshit that you death-heroism fetishists pull out every time the completely predictable happens with guns. And look at you: a teacher and a kid dead and all you can do is pipe up to protect your motherfucking gun.

I guarantee that this is not what she’s drinking at home.

My bet: he’s an asshole, yeah, but mostly he’s just negative in a stabby way once you really get to know him, and he’s remarkably passive about his life, and might blame other people for it. If you start dating, he’ll tell you eventually about how people have hated him. Eventually you’re realize that they didn’t hate…

This comes free with age and experience. At this point I can diagnose the lives and miseries of at least 60% of the OKC guys on sight, and a glance at the profile gives you the rest.

As a single mom with no dough and nonstop work, I wrote myself an “exempt” ticket from all such reindeer games, including PTO and school expectations, very very early on. I don’t recall anyone trying to give me attitude about it, maybe because when I did show up I looked like that might be a bad idea. Because it was.…

No. Just oblivious women with money who blithely write prescriptions for the world.

If I’m buying your dinner, I should get to tell you what to wear and how to behave. Yes?

You’re joking, right?

Try this thing that I know is going to be difficult for you: drop the white-knuckle on logic and try imagining yourself in someone else’s position. Suppose you are black, or simply not white. Suppose you’ve been following, one after the other, the attacks by ex-military white men on men of color all over this country,…

Yeah, no.

Dude, you fix your own head. We’ve got a big enough fight without fixing men’s masculinity for them.

No, hate was the right word.

If you walk around as a walking rebuke, if your standing there breathing says that their selfpromotional lies are just that, lies, or if you’re not joking when you say you expect them to do their share, and are watching -- they hate.

Hi. Exactly how stupid are you?

I work in chemistry and I bet I’ve worked in science for most of the time you’ve been alive. I help chemists get funding for petroleum research. There aren’t a whole lot of people in the country more cognizant that I am of the many and varied uses of petroleum. Nor are there many who…

Oh, shut up, Rachel. This isn’t about overturning the vote, and that was made clear from the beginning. Pay more attention. Read and understand what this is actually for, since you seem to have missed it the first several times.

This is very disappointing to read. This piece, not the news about the recount effort.

I get that Stein’s not your favorite. She’s not mine, never has been mine, and I wasted a lot of breath trying to get morons not to vote for her. But this is not about that. And if you had about six brain cells churning away up…

“Available”? You mean like a special deal at the supermarket? Or like some guy doesn’t own her already so she’s just swimming around out there loose?

Yeah, what you guys were doing was way better. @@

Yeah, it doesn’t work that way. Would be neat if it did. But it doesn’t.

If only it were true. Would’ve saved me one hell of a lot of trouble.