YES. Send him to my restroom posthaste.

Cool. Does he also cancel shows in states that attack women’s rights and make us out to be less than human? Or is this basically about gay men and men seeking gender reassignment for him? In other words, if this were primarily about women and trans men, would he even give a shit? I kinda think not.

And that is the goddamned truth, Ruth.

Wait, wait, wait.

His last attorney was JAY FUCKING CARNEY. If Whitey Bolger’s lawyer isn’t good enough for you, who the hell is? I can’t even think what his stupid parents’ legal fees must be on this bullshit.

Nah.

I’m really not surprised. Universities are increasingly run by business jerks, not former academics, and they spend an ungodly amount of money on branding and Crest smiling. They’re basically a whole lot of open-call Hollywood would-bes at this point, and god help you if you smudge them at all or give them regular…

Why do those ladies look like they were cooked?

Okay wait, comedian who builds career on being too fat says is not fat, is put out that someone said she was fat?

I’m missing something, but fortunately, I don’t care.

I think you’re attributing aspects of humanity to this man that don’t exist.

I am dying. Dying. Do his tokens have the little cutouts? You know they do.

And I love so much that there’s no hesitation at all before you start jumping the turnstile. I bet it still makes that crank noise, too, if some nice person pays your fare and you go through like a non-hoodlum.

(Honestly I think this is…

Oh, I think you can top this. Check out Lehigh’s “Wall of Hate” project. (Lehigh’s current cost of attendance will be somewhere in the $60-65K region these days, and they’ve recently had a civil rights investigation for racist graffiti on the local Af-Am house.)

Rereading as this popped up on my screen again — do you really believe that most people struggle with their relationship with sex? Because I don’t, haven’t for a long time. I kind of have the feeling that a lot of people have a pretty uncomplicated relationship with it: it’s sex, it feels good (usually), you know…

Oh god, wait, please — Nan, if you’re reading this, DON’T DO IT. Don’t come out and be the “see, he likes ladies, he married me, and I think he’s very nice to ladies, this is all very unfair” wife.

So he never saw My Girl Friday, apparently. Or went home.

Bullshit. I am breathing down the neck of 50 and it is entirely my responsibility to pay attention to the actual world I live in. It’s part of why I keep commenting here. Now and then I’ll pull a Talese on something I’ve just been entirely thoughtless about because it hasn’t been part of my world, and I can count on…

Oh man, the doting-daddy pix. I used to say no to those right away, because you knew the wife/ex-wife took those while trying to document for him what a great! dad! he was. Also that her head would explode if she knew that he was using the curly-headed toddler as a dating prop.

Nope, nope nope. Don’t matter how crazy…

“I think most of us would agree that there are a whole lot more people out there who we would like to penetrate or be penetrated by than there are those whom we’d like to date.”

At which point I thought — huh? Did a dude write this?

I’m sure there is an endless line of men like that. I doubt very much, though, that the majority of those men have ever been buck-stops-here responsible for anyone but themselves. The women I hear who are simply done dealing with men’s selfishness are nearly always women who actually have responsibility for making…

As it happens, I know a lot of nice people. Good, giving, considerate, thoughtful. A damn good thing, too, because as a single mom during the recession, I needed their help. They’ve also had my back at work, and been easy and reliable to work with — you can count on them. Some are even fun to hang out with. But…

Now expand experimental set to all the women who say more or less the same things, and your data interpretation will, if you’re a reasonable type, change.