Oh, and there’s a nifty new study reported recently in IHE about college guys deciding that the stars in their classes are men, even when zero objective evidence supports their conclusion. The women are simply not admitted to their mental field of applicants.

What Opossum says is wrong.

Several studies have shown that given otherwise identical resumes, employers will decide that a male candidate is more qualified and deserves a higher bid than a female candidate does.

(That’s the sound of the “it’s women’s own fault for deciding to have babies” excuse exploding.)

You know, I feel sorry for this woman every time I see her. She looks great, and she keeps on looking like she’s frantically hailing the last cab uptown to the ball, like this is all she’s wanted for the last 30 years, but damn, girl, everybody gone home.

Wait here, I’ll find you some matches.

I’m pretty much witcha. Relax, Brian, you and your kids will just have to engage in the life of the republic, that’s all.

Cream soda. Definitely cream soda. Nobody but disgusting people touches Cel-Ray, it’s the pickled herring of sodas.

There’s something wrong with you. You’re a rich kid who feels compelled to shit on poorer strangers online. Go get that fixed.

The reality is either of them would be a big present to the republic come November and we’ll still have a growing fascist movement in this country.

Is it possible just to get these guys’ parents and nuns to show up one day, like a “This Is Your Life” episode, and apologize and admit they abused the living daylights out of them? Would that start to turn this around?

I don’t get this. Is this like that thing with the racist fraternity bus singalong?

I don’t understand the need to abuse people as part of having a party. Can’t we fumigate for these conservatives?

Have you really done your homework? I’m thinking maybe not so much.

Look back over her bill sponsorship - there’s some amazing stuff in there. My favorite was the one that pushed to get “part time” student status redefined to “is taking any class in a course of study”, which sounds like nothing, but would have opened…

I’m so, so sorry, America.

No, I’d say the preponderance of the hollering ragemonkeys were definitely on Bernie’s side around here. As were the bulging-vein YOU HAVE TO ADMIT I HAVE THE SUPERIOR ARGUMENT types. And the bros were all about KILL THE WITCH while the Hillary types were like, “I could vote for either, too bad about Warren.”

You got it.

Men *already* vote for men just because they’re men. Here’s how the votes go:

Man? We figure you’re more qualified for the job and offer you a higher starting salary.
Man leaving work early? You must have an important meeting! Certainly you’re not off to pick up your kids from daycare, meaning we should…

My new policy: unless your last name is Antonioni, if you’ve made a movie but not published what you’ve paid the people who made it for you, I am not watching your movie. There’s so much good dead-director movieness out there that I don’t actually need yours.

Here’s what you say:

Sorry, bud, I know you feel that way, but you’re wrong.

I kind of feel like I’m being made fun of. Also, no bathrobe? The bathrobe makes the freelancer.

You should be offended by the cost, also that the clothing cost more than real children’s clothing costs. They have no shame at AG, they cater exclusively to the pasty daughters of suburban dentists. You can get the dolls cheap on ebay but in the end it’s just recruiting for Bernie.

This is the giant houndstooth of my childhood nausea. Why, why? And the hideous blue and green.

He actually looks exactly like a 50something man in good shape. Sorry to shoot the dream down in flames, but you’re about to find out that youth is fleeting.